I am the elusive "Miss X." If you care for stimulating conversation or amusing mysteries, I just happen to be the person to come to. Please refrain from using improper grammar towards me, for it is quite irritable. If you know my identity, I politely request you keep it a secret. If you do not already know my true persona, I would be grateful if you did not ask. I may post a story, or maybe some other form of literature, but possibly not.
Dear Everyone,
I am the elusive "Miss X." If you care for stimulating conversation or amusing mysteries, I just happen to be the person to come to. Please refrain from using improper grammar towards me, for it is quite irritable. If you know my identity, I politely request you keep it a secret. If you do not already know my true persona, I would be grateful if you did not ask. I may post a story, or maybe some other form of literature, but possibly not.
I Hope You Enjoy It,
Miss X